Chelan Simmons
Nude

Canadian cutie Chelan Simmons has been performing since age two, but it’s her adult roles that caught our eye. Her first major role was as the first victim in the two-part television adaptation of Stephen King’s It (1990). Chelan stayed on TV for many years, appearing on such series as Scene of the Crime, Captain Zed and the Zee Zone, Jack’s Place, Edgemont, Smallville, and the cultishly popular family show Kyle XY, on which she recurred. Her TV movie credits include Carrie (2002), Monster Island (2004), Snakehead Terror (2004), and Caved In (2006), but don’t get it wrong–Chelan’s made some notable (and jerkable) forays into cinema. In the skinventive horror sequel Final Destination 3 (2006), Chelan, playing a popular high school student, doffs her bikini top and gets burnt to a crisp in a tanning machine. You’ll be well done too. In the Dane Cook romantic farce Good Luck Chuck (2007), Chelan gets things cooking fast, busting out her bare boobs early on and helping propel the movie to Mr. Skin‘s Breast Picture of the Year status. The next time we see Chelan’s cans, they aren’t hers. Yes, in Tucker & Dale vs Evil (2009), she employs a body double with even bigger breasts to trick us during a skinny dipping scene. We feel that the Skin Gods atoned for her sin by letting one of her nips slip in the CTV drama The L.A. Complex. Since the show aired on a network–albeit a Canadian network–this slip could not have been planned. Praise be the Skin Gods.